Jack welcome to the the most non sensible dirt bike forum which rarely touches a common thread for three posts in a row - well more a column really. Up Ruggadon is not a casual task - Tim is a loon which is why he evolved into a beloved Headmaster. Burp Dude is not to be understood but humour him he has the ear of the omnipotent FBF Paul who still likes to burn chooky pigs toes individually before extracting their legs with tweezers - not sure he wasn't an enforcer for the Mafiosa but Omertà or the prime minister will resign.
I write to seek your advice as I accidentally stumbled across some pornography whilst seeking this esteemed forum a few days ago....well I was suprised ..... it seems that some young ladies can have their rusty bullet holes rammed then immediately take, deep in throat, the very same bullet- panzer tank shell in the Filum I stumbled upon. I was wondering if there is some gag suppressing drugs available on the open market that could make this a reality - or do you think it was an edited piece of filum?
I ask as I am planning to start to use my GoPro again. Sadly the footage captured of bike riding to date has been dull so seeking a new subject and interest to spurt my enthusiasm along, so to speak. Editing is dull exercise n I have no desire to waste time that could otherwise be spent dreaming up stupid posts for a forum.
Kind words Dave - I talk crap with legal folk all day...fixing real problems is a more fulfilling life choice.
Let's hear a word from the Agony Aunt - surely Newvictim Jack should know support is at hand when needed?
I wish I'd studied filmography or patience like the HM dun did - he can create lasting class with mercifully short (he suffered the pain to make it short and added the skill to make it fun) entertaining dirt bike filums. That's why he is HM. The FBF too keeps this corner of green and not coppiced forum trundling and the Burp always makes me smile even though he doesn't graffiti Dartmoor.
We are a collective of unlikeminded folk who cannot be described as individuals more as a sum of collective parts. There Gestalt n Wittengenstein philosophy in a sentence yet I will still argue over a tenner in the am.
Aunty Dogger? Help
-- Edited by PBC on Tuesday 6th of December 2016 09:17:53 PM
You forgot to big up yer sen P. Your the glue that bonds this collective. Your like the beef in the sarni, frap, in the frapachino and the cous in the couscous.
PBC I know you asked Agony Aunt but I couldn't help but read about this nasty pornoXXX you stumbled across. Thing is... it reminded me off this one time I found myself in 'Venice of the North' in a bar named after a well known edible fruit. This panzer tank shell you speak of could of been of the same kind the Thai maid was using as it was a very large blunt metal object, which nearly cost me chin. With this gag suppressing question I reckon Valium & Imodium.
I can't access the ride outs part of the forum, is there a horrible initiation I have to complete?
-- Edited by jack on Wednesday 7th of December 2016 07:38:04 PM
My understanding is the omnipotent one FBF, he of tweezering chooky pigs infamy, has all nuclear codes that allow access. In reality rides are often confirmed by PM as the threads often drift way too far off any sensible arrangements being concluded and there's hangovers n other excess related paraphanlia that needs to be considered. Having said that Dogger n I have been known to ride out whilst still leaking alcohol. Quite proud moments - realising you are Burping n behaving like a turd in sturdiness ....
